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BORK
TAKES US TO THE VERY BEGINNING
Billions of years ago, a martian crash
landed on prehistoric earth and has been stuck here since then, claiming as
his hideout a temple atop a Plateau elevated by boiling mud pits.
Throughout the ages, he has remained in the shadows, communicating each and
every night with the Martian mother brain, hoping to find a way back to his
beloved world. But then, he fell in love with this third rock from the
sun and began to call this planet his new home.
Welcome to the canonical start of the matt furie universe. Bork is,
chronologically in accordance with lore, Matt Furie's oldest creation
(hey, he's billions of years old, how can you beat that?). We're
here to immortalize him (as if he isn't an immortal already because, hey,
he's billions of years old and looks as young as the 15 year old virgin
from your fantasies) with a special contract that prefaces all the rest.
a call back to the very beginning, the start of it all... and his name
is...





THE WAY TO THE FUTURE IS THROUGH
BLAST FROM THE PAST!
Bork
is based on several tweets from Matt Furie's official account, promoting
his Hedz NFT collection, of which Bork was one of the flaGship characters with
the lowest rarity level. He came complete with a back story that firmly
placed him as the progenitor of the rest of Mr. Furie's creations, being
the oldest protagonist according to lore.
His story has been lost amidst the hoopla of Mr. Furie's more popular
creations. But we have adopted Bork, enhanced his branding to be fit
with the decentralized finance generation, and realigned his presentation to
be appropriate for crypto culture.
And of course, being the responsible and responsive degens that we are, we
made a coin about him, ensuring that it will be equipped with everything it
will need to propel itself to the ranks of Bork's currently more esteemed
colleagues.
Welcome to the start of a legend, folks!
BORK is the creation of Matt Furie.
BORK COIN owns the NFT featuring the character and all collateral rights granted
by the same. Copyright belongs to all appropriate owners, 2025
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